im-startingwithme:

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me 

And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

emilydamnit:

minutia-and-mishigas:

Good to see Elijah Wood’s career has taken off since Lord of the Rings.

Been waiting for this set my whole life. Thank you

PACK STREET’S BACK ALRIGHT

australiansanta:

spaghetti? oh no i only eat swaghetti sir

I think you wanted to say.. swaghetti yolognese

deanisanactualprincess:

obiwanjadeobi:

A shop in London dedicated to everything Doctor Who. 

I’ve been there and let me tell you it’s totally awesome

riddikiluslygorgeous:

welldonehaveacookie:

miss-doctorwho:

As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm

It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose 

No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love